My theory as to what just happened,

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/23/2013 at 15:21 • Filed to: kinja

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Nibbles read about the Valve announcement. Nibbles then got jealous because Valve gets to have all the nice things and positive treatment. Nibbles then started drinking to wash down his sorrows. It did not go well. Nibbles said, "Fuck all this noise about Valve and how come we can't have nice things." Nibbles drank some more. "You know what?" said Nibbles to him self, "Screw these guys!" Nibbles smashed his bottle of wine spritzers against the wall. "NO, WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!!" Things got broken. "YOU FUCKS DON'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS!" Nibbles head promptly exploded, accidentaling all over the place.

Anyways, just my theory.

Slave2anMG > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/23/2013 at 15:25

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Just happened? No. Still happening. This page looks like I've been dropping acid for 93 hours solid...

CalzoneGolem > Slave2anMG 09/23/2013 at 15:26

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I'm impressed. Last time I died after 73 hours. It is ok though, I got better.

$kaycog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/23/2013 at 15:28

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I think you're right.

Z_Stig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/23/2013 at 15:32

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Who wants to sign up for beta testing of Kinja OS 1.0?!

delete-me-please123 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/23/2013 at 15:43

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The whole thing

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > delete-me-please123 09/23/2013 at 16:36

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RotaryLover > Z_Stig 09/23/2013 at 23:19

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No thanks.